i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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