im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize