one word: firstdatebathroomanal
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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