yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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