I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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