Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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