Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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