i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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