I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
3 2 1 whiskey
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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