THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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