we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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