bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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