There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Randomize