You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
