Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Randomize
