How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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