You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
