In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
North Korea, Best Korea!
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Operation Purity has been aborted
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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