That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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