I swear she didn't look like that last week.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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