Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My life is pants optional.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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