U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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