I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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