at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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