Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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