just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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