so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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