you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Randomize
