You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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