Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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