Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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