People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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