trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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