I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
that's an acceptable place to lick
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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