So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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