I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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