It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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