Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She's the barista slut.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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