I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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