'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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