I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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