I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
