I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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