i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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