Tell her she can't have a vagina
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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