Do vagina's smell?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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