I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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