i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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