Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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