i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
he wants to bone in the snuggie
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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