You're my little dorito
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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