The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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