Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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