Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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